another squeeeeze

Location: Greenwich streets
Time: approx 13:00

Sex: female
Ethnic origin: throw up them size 22's

do the toe crunch

Location: Greenwich streets
Time: approx 12:00pm
Sex: female
Ethnic origin: plain jane

sand paper feet

Location: Central line, Westbound
Time: approx 23:00
Sex: female
Ethnic origin: mama africa

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE

Location: Central line, Westbound 

Time: approx 18:00

Sex: female

Ethnic origin: Black

Elongated toes... is elongated even a word?

Location: Central Line, East bound
Time: approx 9:00am
Sex: female
Ethnic origin: mixed race

I don't even know what to say

Location: Persian Palace, West Ealing, Uxbridge road
Time: approx 19:00
Sex: female

Ethnic origin: Asian/Indian

Steal from the rich give to the poor

Location: District line via Wimbledon
Time: approx 11:00am
Sex: Male
Ethnic origin: Caucasian 

he made his shoe a slipper

Location: Central Line, Westbound
Time: approx 18:00
Sex: Male
Ethnic origin: Arab

Same guy with the blue points. I think he's a wizard - WIZARD OF NORTHOLT

Location: Central Line, Eastbound 
Time: approx 8:00am
Sex: Male
Ethnic origin: Asian

No..but seriously

Location: Central Line, Eastbound
Time: approx 18:00
Sex: Female
Ethnic origin: Eastern European

They are clearly not camouflaged

Location: Central Line, Westbound
Time: 20:00
Sex: female
Ethnic origin: Caucasian 

I duno whats worse, the stockings with the capris or the laces round the ankle

Location: Central Line, Westbound
Time: 19:00
Sex: female
Ethnic Origin: Russian possibly Bulgarian

I threw up in my mouth a little

Location: Central Line, Westbound
Time: 20:00
Sex: Female
Ethnic origin: Caucasian

Mind the gap and point your shoes

Location: Northolt station, Eastbound 

Time: approx 7:55am

Sex: Male

Ethnic origin: Asian

bunion so big its ripping her shoe

Location: Central Line, Westbound 

Time: approx 19:00

Sex: Female

Ethnic origin: Asian/Indian, possibly half chinese

AGHHHHHHHH WHATTTTTTTTTT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH

Location: Central Line, Westbound 

Time: approx 18:00

Sex: Female

Ethnic origin: Asian/Oriental